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Blinker Fluid

PSC Blinker Fluid Jug - 2024 Formulation - April Fools Day Prank
PSC Blinker Fluid Jug - 2024 Formulation - April Fools Day Prank
Bottle of Blinker Fluid - April Fools Day Prank
Blinker Fluid
PSC Blinker Fluid Jug - 2024 Formulation - April Fools Day Prank
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$19.99
SKU:
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WEIGHT:
1.00 LBS
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Is Your Blinker Blinking Out? The Solution is Clear: Introducing Premium Blinker Fluid!

Ever caught yourself signaling a turn only to realize your vehicle’s blinker was as unresponsive as a teenager at 7 AM? Perhaps you’ve been the recipient of not-so-friendly gestures for your apparent refusal to communicate your driving intentions. Fear not, it’s not you, it’s your car - suffering from severe blinker fluid depletion!

Introducing our revolutionary Blinker Fluid, the ultimate solution for signal-impaired vehicles and their bewildered drivers. With our state-of-the-art formula, say goodbye to signal mishaps and hello to seamless communication with fellow road warriors.

Why Choose Our Blinker Fluid?

  • Maximum Strength, All-Season Blend: Our proprietary blend ensures your signals are crisp and clear, whether it’s raining cats and dogs or hotter than your car’s exhaust pipe in July.

  • LED Compatibility: Engineered to work with the latest in blinker technology, ensuring even the most modern vehicles don’t miss a beat—or a blink.

  • Guaranteed 100,000 Blinks: We’re so confident in our blinker fluid’s efficacy, we guarantee up to 100,000 blinks. That’s enough to signal every turn, lane change, and slight curve on your cross-country road trip, twice.

  • Innovative BlinkAlert™ Additive: Our exclusive additive warns you when your blinker fluid is low, because the only thing worse than forgetting to signal is not being able to.

  • Blink Sync Technology: Syncs your blinker rhythm with your favorite tunes on the radio. Turn signals have never been this groovy.

Act Now – Limited Time Offer!

Secure your 1-gallon jug of Premium Blinker Fluid today and turn your blinker game around. Your family, friends, and the anonymous driver you cut off last week will thank you.

Disclaimer: Premium Blinker Fluid is a revolutionary solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. Enjoy the laughter at your next oil change.

Note: Usage does not substitute for manual blinker operation. Compatibility with individual driving habits and local traffic laws not guaranteed. Patent pending for imaginary technology.

26 Reviews | Write a Review.

  • 5
    Sasko

    Posted by Theo on Aug 22 2025

    I understood the importance of blinker fluids they were blinking so fast and when I did put the blinker fluid it was back to normal and smooth.

  • 5
    fluidly epik

    Posted by eric on Jul 28 2025

    hello my name is eric i drank this in 2007 and died and came back to life 10/10 would drink again

  • 5
    Finally a Solution

    Posted by Blink Blinkerson on Apr 02 2025

    You got to get the word out on this revolutionary solution. Finally something to help farmers whose pickup trucks go for miles down country roads with their blinkers on!

  • 5
    great product

    Posted by karson harcrow on Oct 18 2024

    also works as eye drops if needed.

  • 5
    Great stuff

    Posted by Cam on Jul 26 2024

    My buddy Eric drank this back in ‘07 and died for a few seconds but came back to life and now has a good story to tell. 10/10 he would probably drink this again.

  • 5
    blinker fluid review

    Posted by lo on Mar 19 2024

    I believe this is the best blinker fluid i have ever bought my car started to spontaneously combust and fly away best stuff ever

  • 5
    Great for parties

    Posted by Dr coltt on Mar 07 2024

    Not did this blinker light fluid work great it had a great flavor when I ran out of coffee creamer. Im not sure if its safe to drink but I didnt see a warning label. I will bring a bottle to the next pot luck.

  • 5
    Blinker fluid

    Posted by C Bubba on Apr 04 2023

    Is Blinker Fluid copyrightd I would like to call my son blinker because he's so bright and he started as a fluid

  • 5
    Blinker fluid

    Posted by Steve C. on Apr 03 2023

    Your product saves lives I'm a CDL driver and your company has produced a environmentally responsible product. It's proven to reduce road rage! I'm told it doesn't contribute to global warming, thanks

  • 5
    This is the BEST blinker fluid I've had this year.

    Posted by Emma Oconnor on Aug 05 2022

    I am not one for writing reviews on products, but this is just something else. I've had blinker fluid from other companies such as Ford, Chevy, and even gotten some from STUDZ Hardware. I just cannot believe this absolute masterpiece. Truly the best blinker fluid there is. Here's my story: I was out in the woods with my boyfriend and I were camping and his truck blinkers had stopped working. We were so scared that something had happened and that the old blinker fluid had frozen over. I didn't want him to get a ticket without having proper working blinkers. He pulled this baby from the back of his truck and the blinkers started working near instantly! I honestly didn't even know that blinker fluid was a thing and how useful it could be. Please, if you ever have a situation, get this stuff! It's the best for your car, truck, jeep, or van! Make sure that these are all 2010s and newer though. I tried on my 2008 Honda Civic and it just fucking exploded the blinkers. GO PSC BLINKER FLUID!

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